26-year-old gets fired on 1st day of coffee shop job after feeding customers "crunchy" pastries: 'Show me what you put in those scones'

Sometimes you just meet someone and you just know they wouldn't survive 5 minutes on their own. That doesn't mean they're a bad person. But some people can't help but put themselves in harm's way constantly. Like, have you ever hung out with a person who thinks it's really uncool to look both ways before crossing the street, so you're constantly grabbing their arm to make sure they don't get flattened in to a pancake by an SUV? Or maybe your dimmest friend keeps insisting she knows how to cook, but refuses to refrigerate a container of meat while it marinates for 9 hours. Perhaps your kind, well-meaning coworker refuses to wear nonslip shoes at your fast-food job, and every time you see him he's seconds away from slipping and dropping a tray of hot food on his face. It's just common sense, but not everyone is born with it. And that's not even counting people who just think the rules are for everyone but them, even when they're common safety issues. 

Check out this dim-witted fellow's story below. Then, read about these managers who had to supervise the dumbest employees ever, like one boss who had to explain to an employee that "he couldn't spend 4-8 hours on break."