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Nobody grows up as a little kid dreaming of being a server at a restaurant. They all wish they could grow up to be teachers, astronauts, cowboys, or professional Fortnite players, but despite their exposure to waitresses and waiters from a very young age, no kid grows up thinking they'll be carrying scorching hot plates to ungrateful Karens, counting tips at the end of their shift like a lady of the night.
Yet, here we all are.
Once you score a hostess position somewhere, the whole system is designed to keep you locked in. The hierarchy, the drama, and even your dirtbag manager who keeps scheduling you for Sunday brunch despite begging for a switch. You'll never have a Friday night to yourself again and you'll probably never have a normal sleep schedule, but you'll always be able to undercut your taxes with your cash earnings, get free drinks from your favorite bartender at the end of a hard shift, and you'll always have a pair of non-slip shoes in the trunk of your car.
But with friends like the ones you've made trauma-bonding during the dinner rush, you'll never be alone again.
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