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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen of the internet. From depths of inferno and up to the heavenly spheres of enlightenment, we all have dreams in this life that we want to follow. Dreams, desires, fulfillments to our heart's content which make us toss and turn in excitement at the mere thought of coming close enough to touch or breathe our dream. Some people strive for a certain high stakes career. Some people want to find their soulmate, and some people simply want to be parents.
For those of you who want kids and had them, you all have something in common, and that's the tenacity of raising children. There's something about what happens to a man after he has children. Maybe before his offspring were born he was a normal, behaving, and even handsome fellow. But something in a man's brain flips when he has children. Like there's a light switch that was on and someone has now turned it off. It makes them act in ways they never acted before, like their lives are flipped upside down. For funny fathers who have a nail or two loose, this listicle is for you.