‘I’m getting a lawyer and fighting for custody of Harper’: Watch a hilarious doorbell camera parody of two friends arguing over who’s a better dog dad

Imagine your friend shows up at your doorstep, calls your adorable pup, Harper, and then does the unthinkable – he swoops in and "rescues" her, claiming she deserves a better dog dad... and, of course, he's the hero she needs. Sounds like the beginning of a comedy of errors, right? Well, it's exactly that, folks! A parody video 'capturing' this exact moment got me wishing APS (animal protective service) was actually a thing, because I see doggos and kitties that I'd love to fight for legal custody of on a daily basis.

Now, no actual canine custody lawyers were harmed in the making of this video. It's all in good fun, and honestly, who needs reality when the result is this cute? The dog dad in question does his best to convincingly argue why Harper is fine being home alone for a few hours, but he's explanations aren't really landing for his friend. And it's heartwarming, although outrageously ridiculous.