HOA Karen reports her neighbor for doing yoga on their terrace, claiming they're ruining the family community with workouts that are ‘inappropriate for children to see’: ‘I practice at 6 AM, wear completely normal clothes, and make zero noise’

HOAs are the bane of any homeowner's existence, but the resident in this next tale was wrought with grievances from her HOA-obsessed Karenish neighbor, who was apparently not a fan of yoga. 

I happen to live in a community with an HOA and, when I first moved here, it was run by residents who were Mom-and-Popped into power, genuinely caring for the community and keeping costs low. They maintained the pool, took care of the grills, and kept the landscaping nice, so I was happy to fork over some cash every month to keep that going. However, time went on and they grew old, ready to pass the torch to the next HOA leaders who, unfortunately, were a giant corpo property management company. Within a few months, everything had fallen into disrepair, they raised HOA dues by $300/month, and they became completely out of touch with the property. Now I know what it's like to live under the thumb of an idiocracy. 

The HOA Karen, in this next story started taking pictures of her neighbor doing yoga on her balcony, hoping to ban her 'Eastern religious' practices and save the family neighborhood from her standard workout garb….