'Thank you, I haven't dunked my face in ice water in nearly three hours': Male lifestyle influencer's 5 hour long, 4 AM start morning routine gets mocked by the internet

This is what Twitter thought when a TikTok video of one fitness and lifestyle influencer's ridiculous morning routine went mega-viral on the platform. It included such highlights as apparently spending four minutes in mid-air when diving into a pool at 7 AM, an obsession with dunking his face in ice water and rubbing a banana peel all over his face after carefully eating the banana slice by slice. Oh, and of course we can't forget the highly unsubtle advertising for Saratoga bottled water. It has to be seen to be believed, then it's not difficult to understand how fast people started mocking it.
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