Man starts sleeping in car after 32-year-old wife goes through a noisy "phase": 'My wife won’t stop playing whale sounds'

Whale whale whale, what do we have here? It's a story about trying to get proper sleep at any cost, which is way easier said than done. 

There are so many things that can keep you from getting a good night's snooze. Maybe you have too much coffee or soda during the day to stave off the 3 pm sleepies, only to have it backfire when you're laying there awake at 3 am, regretting those choices. Maybe you have an old mattress that makes your back hurt really badly, and that's what keeps you up at night. Perhaps, like me, you have a bunch of noisy neighbors or rowdy businesses that blast music at all hours, keeping you from getting that much-needed shut-eye. Not to mention those of you who have kids, which almost guarantees you won't get a solid 8 hours for like a decade. 

No matter what reason you have for missing out on sleep, you'll never be able to top this person's story. You can have a whale of a time reading the entire story below, as well as comments from people who just couldn't believe what was going on. 

Next, read the story of a cottage-dwelling seaplane owner who needs to defend their seaplane from some local HOA members: '[I] told them I have no intention of changing anything.'