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… At least we're all still having fun right?
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That's it! You've had it with this party of buffoons. Although you've been playing Dungeons and Dragons with the same 3 people for the last decade, somehow, you always forget the tomfoolery that leaves your group with a TPK against an L3 monster. How is it that your DM always manages to pick off your crew one-by-one?
Well, apparently your Dungeon Master knows your character better than you do!
Your rogue will never perceive a trap before it's too late, leaning on their night vision to get you through some magical darkness. Alas, blind and bumbling through the darkest cave in the realm, the sludgy mud underfoot starts to quiver and shake, growing warm beneath your boots. As your bard sings an uplifting (albeit useless) song, your wizard fumbles with his staff and attempts to roll a natural 20 for priority. The earth awakens beneath your feet, and even though your barbarian build is capable of swinging a long sword well enough to cleave the arms off of a stone ogre, you stand no match for a cave dragon's mighty scales.
So while the heavily-scaled, ancient wyrm rises underfoot and your party's decorum falls apart, your DM giddily smiles knowing he's got yet another TPK in the midst—for he's playing with the biggest fools in DnD history…
… At least we're all still having fun right?