30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (February 1, 2025)

Once upon a time, a tweet was only something that birds did. It was a nice little sound that came from one of nature's loveliest creations, and we cherished it every time we heard it. There was even a cartoon bird named after that sound, and we loved him too in all his yellow cheerfulness. Now, a tweet is something that can ruin someone's career, cause stock prices to boost or crash, and make us laugh on Memebase.com. All of the above. I feel like we don't even use the word "tweet" to refer to birds anymore (though I am woefully out of touch with the birding community, I must admit).

Of course, there are people (well really just one person) who insist on calling Twitter "X" instead. Something hasn't flopped so hard at catching on in a very long time. The people spoke, and they decided nope, no thanks. I'm keeping it the old way.

But however you feel about the app, you have to admit that it contains some real gems now and again, whether you want to traverse its murky waters or not. And if you don't, then look no further than these tweets from this week, curated just for you. Scroll on and be merry.
01
Classic Linda

via @daddygofish
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02
And I don't question it

via @megannn_lynne
03
But the duck tho

via @KylePlantEmoji
04
Don't fight it

via @SunBirdZAKH
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05
And it always shall be

via @DrinkAriZona
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via @signulll
07

via @EverythingOOC
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08

via @dumbledonk
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via @uncledoomer
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via @RyanLostinTX
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via @drivingmemadi
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12

via @ecomarxi
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via @jazayerli
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via @kirawontmiss
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15

via @crisisofconsc
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via @W_B_Rick
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via @Samwitchx
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18

via @yaidawn
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via @MattsIdeaShop
20

via @pestleee
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21

via @BaconBurt
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via @romanhelmetguy
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via @DothTheDoth
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24

via @jbfan911
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via @megannn_lynne
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via @RKalland
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27

via @popitforpoppa
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via @rllydu
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via @RodLacroix
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30

via @ChampagneAnyone
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via @stevrlight
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via @pantssoup
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33

via @UkuleleKev