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- 02
"My chef — we don't need a dishwasher, it'll be a slow night"
Everyone knows when a manager says this going into the night, they're always going to be wrong.
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- 03
"Worst spill I've had to date"
I'd say it could be worse, but it really couldn't.
- 04
"Server came to the back with this note asking what we can make her"
How about a glass of water?
- 05
"I goofed up"
This puts a visual to spilling the beans.
- 06
"oh"
Sorry to this man!
- 07
"wt* am I supposed to make?"
Don't you just love arriving to work with illegible directions from your manager?
- 08
"What the f*** does that even mean?"
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen…
- 09
"This is definitely one of the orders of all time"
I would never have the courage to order this at a restaurant…
- 10
"Poached egg looks like a bird"
This is what they call the art of cooking…
- 11
"The best kind of group [message] to see after waking up on my day off"
Sounds like management's problem!
- 12
"I told my brother, the 'real' chef in the family from a 2 Michelin star restaurant about 'the ramp...'
Who needs 2 Michelin stars when you have all the skills you need?
- 13
"They all taste different went cooked"
And yet to most consumers, they all taste the same…
- 14
"It's nice to be appreciated"
Where there may not be wholesome customers, there may be wholesome coworkers…
- 15
"Sure, just wait right there"
If your special request requires that many words, just go home and make your own food.
- 16
"Watermelons that we got in today, they sure are perfect"
Pretty sure they aren't supposed to look like that…
- 17
"This is a lush and seething h*ll"
Eggs for Sunday brunch, anyone?
- 18
"Emotional support tomato"
Everybody needs something to get them through the day!
- 19
"Salami Rose"
You know what they say, a rose by any other name would most certainly NOT smell as sweet.
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