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I would absolutely trust this woman with my life (and my baby's life).
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A 3-page list!? How is that possible? Was it double or single-spaced? Did it contain nested lists?
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Cooking and childcare have been multi-tasked successfully since the beginning of time.
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Could she get a goldfish without their permission? What about a pet rock? A Neopet? Did she have to ask the mailman for his personal details if he knocked on the door?
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Grandma is not to be trifled with. She's raised a flock of kids and knows her worth.
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This is what happens when parents with undiagnosed anxiety disorders watch too many of those abduction true crime shows.
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I can't wait for Cullen to rebel against this suffocating behavior when he's a teen… or a toddler.
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Why do they get to call dibs on grandma's babysitting services? All of the other kids need attention and care, too. It's not like they're offering her extra money or anything. Then again, she probably wouldn't be swayed by a bribe; she seems very dedicated to all of her grandchildren.
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Yes, grandma! She's lived a long life and knows how to draw boundaries.
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When it's stinky everywhere you go, check your own shoes!
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Plus, the couple is going to have to realize eventually that no one will adhere to this irrational laundry list of rules. They may as well find out the hard way!
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Also, if it matters to much to the stepdaughter's partner, he can quit his job and become a stay at home dad to ensure that his baby is cared for 'properly.'
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Dad is going to have a conniption when Cullen inevitably scrapes his knee one day.
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They've proven that they are willing to throw her under the bus if she doesn't commit 100% to their insanity.
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Grandma has been great with setting boundaries. If she does decide to take Cullen back in, she needs to get her own rules down in writing. Maybe even have a lawyer present.
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