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2025 Resolution: Barring medical emergency, literally stop doing this: it's ruining your life.
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You're pushing it
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Those of you who aren't "real lovers" are always appropriating codependent people's language, and it needs to stop!
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2025 has time for all of that.
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Don't let your eyes deceive you.
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13. Drinking so much caffeine that the caffeine that you had 5 minutes ago cancels out the caffeine you had 2 hours ago and now you're more tired than you would've been if you just drank lemon water like a normal person.
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Video games played on Easy Mode are not fun!!! Everybody knows that.
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Picking up guys (who are limp, lifeless, and infected with the plague)
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We shouldn't have to pay $90 for a ticket to Medieval Times to get this full experience. A laptop playing Netflix and some chicken nuggets do not do this ritual justice.
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TFW when you need to catch the bus but you can't find your mysterious dark hood.
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This would go so well with a warm glass of Hawaiian punch.
