31 Ridiculous Fake Products That Probably Fell off the Back of a Truck

I'll never forget my 8th birthday. My grandma made an incredible train-shaped cake with 5 or 6 long cakes linked together—enough to feed my entire classroom, who somehow all squeezed onto our front porch. After the singing, playing, and wishing, it was finally time for presents. I got some great ones, but my eyes were glued to the big box in the corner. I knew what it was. I had been begging my parents for a Rambo action figure, complete with all the weapons from the movie.

With trembling hands, I tore open the box—and there it was… a "RANBO" doll. Clearly fake. Clearly cheap. I tried to act cool, but the laughter from my classmates was impossible to ignore. I was never angry at my mom for getting me that doll, She had no idea it was fake, These products are designed to attract well intentioned mothers and aunts who just want to make a birthday boy happy. These 31 ridiculous fake products bring back that same mix of hilarity and horror. They're so absurdly bad, you almost have to admire the audacity of whoever made them.

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01
Snug as a Bug in a Fake Rug

via u/Maxiboyastheycallme
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02
pls don't drag them

via u/_Dewbauchee_
03
When you want to be sued by LEGO and Disney at the same time

via u/Cyrusmarikit
04
Bluiy

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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05
This insane pyro posse looks a lot like the Team Fortress 2 posse

via u/NagitoKomaeda_987
06
Never heard of Masha & The Bear, This is Sasa & The Fashion

via u/No-Neighborhood-4376
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07
Sandwitchboy (and barry)

via u/pscpscpsc
08
Ah yes... Imaginary Racer

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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09
Wow this Mr. Coco bar is so... Bountiful!

via u/nail036
10
It's ah me! Uncle Ahmed!

via u/JustinoCaca
11
Paly with me!

via u/kyuzoaoi
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12
Baley

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
13
We have Oreos at home (Back at Oregon)

via u/Worldly_Nail3377
14
Original Samsudin Charger

via u/bulletinoti
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15
Why even add the name "Batman"?!

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
16
I've actually seen these fake South Park Air Hockey machines in several arcades

via u/WurstuMaximus
17
Just a happy horse

via u/One-Benefit-7042
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18
OBM NINJA Masters Spinjau

via u/Fickle_Foundation_11
19
Avcngcrs: Union Legend

via u/Fickle_Foundation_11
20
King of Distortion

via u/Fickle_Foundation_11
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21
UNQHI Flip!

via u/Fickle_Foundation_11
22
Could have literally chosen any other number!

via u/Kindly_Visit_3871
23
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...

via u/DashcamAdelaide
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24
Boneless... and perhaps Chickenless too

via u/Cinn4monSynonym
25
"Which one should we copy"? "Yes"

via u/BerGames123456
26
Who is it and Join 4

via u/bougieprole
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27
The Grump who stole copyright

via u/Lime-Jello_
28
They are not loops! They are rings!

via u/EvenBroccoli2824
29
The Super Spitting Silk-Man

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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30
The next step in fashion

via u/Fickle_Foundation_11
31
Penesamig

via u/KaiThePIUDancer

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