Man Refuses to Vacation with Wife at Disney World for the Ninth Year in a Row, She Takes It Personally and Invites a Friend Instead: 'We even had our honeymoon there'

Welcome, women of the World Wide Web. Sometimes living in the Land of the Free isn't what it's all cut out to be. Don't get me wrong, being able to buy groceries, clothes, furniture, plants, and brand new tires from the same massive superstore is incredibly convenient. However, if there's one thing the US is lagging on, it's vacation days. Most people are lucky to have any real vacation days, and most people have to beg their employers for time off. In Europe, paid vacation days are codified into several countries' laws. So, when Americans get a chance to take a break, you best believe that they go hard. However, it's hard to relax and enjoy when you're surrounded by screaming children.

In our story today, our protagonist is fed up with spending every precious vacation in Disney World. He tries to bring it up with his wife, a certified Disney adult, but she takes it very badly. Finally, he decides not to accompany her at all — she can spend her free time with the mouse!