Sassy Feline Insults: 24 Hilarious Cat Comebacks to Keep Your Enemies at Bay in the Office

A Sunday simply would not be a Sunday if it did not involve a bit of preparation for the coming work week. Whether that means reviewing that presentation you have to give tomorrow, or simply meal prepping your entire week so you do not have to think about cooking for the next five days. We all have our rituals when it comes to getting ready for the work week. But one particular thing that you might have forgotten is to prepare some witty insults to hurl around the office the moment someone tries to get sassy with you. And we have got those piled up and ready to fire at a moments notice. So sit back, relax and get ready to be filled with feline ammunition with this list of hilarious cat comebacks to keep your enemies at bay in the office.

From the cat who brings dangerous objects into the office for pawtection, to the strong cat who managed to hurl Charlie Brown further than snoopy ever managed, to the cat who is so fat he wound up tied to a string at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

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All you need to do to use this powerful card against your office enemies it to cut their face in instead of the cat. Labelling them forever as the office stink dump. Then no one will go over to their desk to chat anymore and finally the office will be quiet enough to get work done.
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This insult works in every situation you deem it possible to include it in. it is not picky about who it hurts, or how weighted the conversation was. It simply lives to shut down anyone who lays eyes upon it. So it is better that you use it against someone else before it is used on you.
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