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The holiday crowds have only just begun… Introverts everywhere cower in their rooms wondering how on earth they'll ever get any holiday shopping done, let alone, make a grocery run without striking up a panic attack in the Trader Joe's parking lot. If only there were some online holidays to celebrate insatiable capitalistic gift-giving mania.
Oh, wait–Cyber Monday!
Behold, the most wonderous day of the holiday season for every introvert. Not only do you have an excellent excuse to buy some things you don't really need (ummm, hello 30% off??), but you also have the perfect excuse to avoid unnecessary social interaction out in the crowded tree lots of the town center. With Cyber Monday, introverted people can happily shop from the comfort of their homes, comparing the pros and cons of prospective purchases without some salesperson breathing down their neck or a trample-happy Karen stepping on their ankles.
Cyber Monday frees us from the obligatory venture into the city, providing a haven for online shoppers, heavy spenders, and your regular ol' introverted Christmas-lover.