We hope you're having a purrfectly pleasant Meownday so far, feline fam. Your Meownday is probably not as pleasant as the new feline father in this post, who was magically chosen by the cat distribution system in the most hilarious of ways. We dream of being chosen one day by the CDS, especially if they send us a cat that not only chooses us, but decides to loaf on our feet and refuse to leave. We love a clingy cat, and one that is able to make a purrfectly-shaped cat loaf on our feetsies? Purrfection.
On this cold winter day, a "not my cat" decided to adopt a hooman on the street, shamelessly loafing on his feet and just straight up not leaving. If that doesn't prove their commitment to the process, we're not sure what does. Luckily, the hooman saved the cat from the chilly weather with his warm heart. So, the moral of the story is that if you want something, just go and loaf on it until it happens. Sounds like pretty good advice, right?
Oh, were you using this foot? Too bad, it's ours now. You know the laws, you're not legally allowed to move until we do. If you do, the pawlice will come and lock you up for good. You're stuck with us now, whether you like it or not.
See? What did we tell you - we're not moving from this foot. It's our foot now, and we'll decide when we get off of it. Have you touched the ground yet today? It's cold. And your foot is warm. We think we know where we'll stay, thank you very much.
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