Happy Caturday to all you cat people! And welcome back to the spookiest, most dangerous, most meownipulative segment on the internet. And no, we are not the ones doing the meownipulating. This listicle is fully of itty bitty kitties, also known as the biggest criminals of the animal kingdom. And these tiny kittens don't even have to do anything to commit these crimes. They just have to exist. Their cuteness is criminal as it is.
And of course, there is the aforementioned power of meownipulation. These tiny criminals can make us do anything. With just a glance, we are powerless against them. They even make us write this listicle, filling it with the tiniest kittens, i.e. the biggest criminals, every single week, and we cannot do anything to stop them. We are powerless against their cuteness. So, we warn you too. Unless you are ready to find yourself walking to a shelter, looking to adopt a kitten later today, then continue into this listicle at your own risk.
"Meet Sanchito. I was just in Mexico City on vacation. My second to last day, we ended up at a Mercado that had animals in cages. It was absolutely horrific. I'm devastated I couldn't rescue more but I'm so glad I got this guy out."
"(orphaned feral baby a coworker found on his property, currently in solitary confinement in my upstairs bathroom until cleared for general pop)… don't to the adorable crime if you can't do the adorable time"
"i know you are here for kittens but JUST LOOK AT THEIR MOM! SHE IS THE SMALLEST ADULT CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HER KITTENS ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS HER… she is the most illegal kitty mom in the world!"
"I found this little monster in the middle of the road challenging cars. I took him by his little paws, brought him home and put a collar around his neck. We agreed that he would no longer roar at cars now he is my criminal :)"
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