Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True

In today's world of internet forums and social media debates, being technically right often outweighs being actually right. It's incredible how many arguments can be brought to a screeching halt with a perfectly timed, smart-ass response. After all, most people aren't looking for the truth—they're looking for entertainment. And if you can deliver a clever retort, they'll often admit defeat just to let the joke hit its mark.

So, the next time you find yourself in a heated debate (especially if you realize halfway through that you're in the wrong), consider dropping a "technically correct" zinger. It doesn't matter if it's accurate or even logical; what matters is that it's funny, sharp, and leaves your opponent speechless. In the age of quick wit and instant gratification, being clever almost always trumps being correct. When it comes to winning the crowd, a little humor goes a long way.

01
Well, she's not wrong

Via u/VitaDiscipuli
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02
They are both correct

Via u/Contemporary_Scribe
03
Sonic, Thy Hog of the Hedge

Via u/Catvispresley
04
Shhhh it's a secret

Via u/WhattheDuck9
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05
A ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships…

Holy Ship

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06
That's Cheesy

Via u/kool-kizu
07
shamone

Via u/DCBukI
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08
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Via u/Qui-434
09
Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Via u/Catvispresley
10
技術的に正しい

Via u/TillGreat9631
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"I'll fix it later"

Via u/ChuChuT2024
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12
What about Vista?

Via u/ComputerMinister
13
Gaiman or Tyson?

Via u/Pratham_Nimo
14
Give it time

Via u/Chick_mac_Dock
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15
Mom and Dad

Via u/Radom_laughingman
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Or below 20Hz

Via u/Time-Jacket4615
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Bar chart of what proportion of the door is painted

Via u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT
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18
Moon!

Via u/gloriouslunaabae
19
Drive slow

Via u/WhattheDuck9
20
Tuesday is a leap day

Via u/Yvmeno
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21
Keep away!

Via TWONKS
22
I'll have the diet Uranium

Via u/someoneonearth69
23
Fascinating

Via u/Joink17
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24
Now listen here...

Via u/YashT29
25
The math seems to check out

Via u/Pakeskofa
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It's 1920X1080

Via @_TommyMason
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27
The don't taste right

Via u/DigRepresentative635
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Don't miss the kicking though

Via @ArtfulNight
29
That is a concern

Via u/shortcakeroses
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30
Bing being as helpful as ever

Via u/MarkPractical6589
31
Beans!

Via u/TakeoverPigeon