Is there anything more perfect than a french fry? It's one of mankind's greatest inventions. It's the perfect mixture of salty, fatty, crispy, and fluffy. They go perfectly with so many meals. Burger and fries? Can't get any more classic than that. Caesar salad and fries? One of my favorite meals of all time. Ice cream and fries? Nothing hits harder after a night out. Coffee and fries in the morning? Never tried it, but I can't imagine what would go wrong. They're the one widely-available food that is so hard to mess up they're almost always delicious.
And if you get them for the table, everyone will be your friend. Just make sure to size up your order because you know they're going to go fast. And while you're dipping them in ketchup, hot sauce, mayo, barbecue sauce, what have you, you can scroll these memes with your other, non-greasy hand.
