Oh lawd they comin', one tremorous step at a time. Beem… Boom… Beem… Boom… Oh lawd they make their big way into the kitchen. Beem… Boom… Beem… Boom… Oh lawd they trip and trample everything in their way. Beem… Boom… Beem… Boom… Oh lawd they're about to bang their massive weight onto the cabinet. Beem… Boom… Beem… Boom… Oh lawd they're going to make all the cat treats fall to the floor. Beem… Boom… Beem… Boom… Oh lawd they monch on every treat we've had in the kitchen, someone stop them before they turn to the fridge!
Chonker cats might be big in size, but they're also big in love… with food. They love cat food, cat snacks, and a wide variety of hooman foods as well. They monch on everything, but also on our hearts. They have a place in our hearts that's reserved just for them. A very, very, very big place. We barely could fit there some absolute unit memes, but somehow we managed.
Congrats, fluffy chonker student of the fat university, you've made it. You passed all classes, such as Fluff and Furious: Monching Fast, and Advanced Cat Treats Theory. Your diploma is edible - enjoy.
Oh lawd, he ain't comin', he can't move, the Chonk is stuck in the Boreal Valley and you have found his layer. Kill it, kill it with kindness! Pet the chonk until it falls asleep purring, causing a tremor purr to clear the blocked path ahead. Don't forget to leave a treat offer on his altar.
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