We are continuously amazed by the Cat Distribution System and its meowgic. While we sit here and wait to be chosen by it, the most unexpected people get that honor every single day. People who don't like cats get chosen by the system. People who have never had cats get chosen by it. People who have sworn never to get cats again get chosen. And as everyone knows at this point, once you get adopted by a cat, there is no going back. You are now a cat pawrent, whether you wanted to be or not.
The person in this story did not. They have said "no more" to cleaning cat litter. But alas, it was never their choice in the first place. The Cat Distribution System had different plans for them and blessed them - yes, blessed, because it's an honor to be chosen - with no just one cat, but with a whole eight of them.
We don't know what you're talking about with this "FML". To us, this sounds like the opposite of a problem. You were chosen by not just one, but by seven cats! That is an honor that almost no people get to have.
Oh, and we are obsessed with the momma. She is chilling here like she owns the place and owns you and also everything around her. She knew she chose the right place to go. She knew that you would have no choice but to fall for her cuteness and the seven tiny cuties that she would bring into this world.
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