Woman Locks Husband Out of Her Car After He Loses Track of the Key One Too Many Times, Refusing to Let Him Drive It Again: 'You can't be trusted'

Welcome, gossip-loving ladies. Do you ever meet someone and wonder how on God's green Earth they have managed to make it so far in life? I am referring to those who have a habit of arriving an hour late to anything and are no stranger to calling a restaurant to ask if they left their credit card on the table. As a fellow chronically late individual who cannot keep track of her phone, I often credit dumb luck as to how I have made it safely into adulthood without any major hiccups. Of course I, like many other absent-minded adults, have learned the hard way, over time, to pay special attention to certain important things. While I still may leave the cupboard open after getting a mug out, I know now to verbally announce out loud to myself that the boiler, AC, and stove are all off before leaving the house, lest a fire starts in my absence. 

In our story today, a forgetful man loses his wife's car keys for the millionth time, prompting his day of reckoning. His wife locks him out of the car purposefully to teach him a lesson and refuses to let him drive it again. He probably should have worked on some fail-safes for his forgetfulness instead of assuming that his wife would keep pandering to his carelessness.