It seems like all we know how to do is scroll. If that could somehow be translated into miles, we would probably do laps around the Earth multiple times. Everything on the internet has become a "feed," where we scroll our fingers up and down until we pass. I suppose that's to give the feeling that it never ends, that it just keeps on going for infinity and beyond.
If only we could find a way to turn scrolling into a renewable energy source. We would no longer have to rely on fossil fuels or even windmills, we could generate an infinite supply with our thumbs. It feels so natural to us now, that it's hard to imagine that we didn't always scroll. But there's no stopping us now. We've got memes to look at, and we want to look at them now. So let's get on with them, shall we?