I'm gonna be controversial and say that the best foods are spoon foods. Soups, stews, oatmeal, ice cream, heck even pasta that you can shovel with a spoon… these are my favorite foods. And no, I'm not a baby with no teeth, I just happen to appreciate soft foods. Spoons just make the food they carry taste better for some reason. They're so gentle and caressing. Forks are harsh and unforgiving. Ever accidentally stabbed your mouth with one of them? It's not a pleasant experience. Spoons would never do that to you. Their rounded edges soothe me. Maybe I also say that because they tend to be one-handed operations. Sometimes fork foods are also knife foods, and then suddenly you're holding two utensils in your fists and you're overburdened. Spoons save you from that harsh reality.
These memes go down smoothly, just like spoon food. It makes sense in my head, okay? Leave me alone.