Dear Ceiling Cat,
We gather here today to thank you for prrroviding us with yet another week of fresh feline funnies from the depths of I Can Has Cheezburger. We, your faithful fans of kitty comedy, would be lost without all of the pawsitivity that you bring to us in the form of cat memes. We also thank you for sending your beautiful felines down to Earth to make our lives better, brighter, and of course, sillier. We also thank you for the internet, which helps us spread the giggly gospel of cats around the world and gives us reasons to smile every day.
We also thank you for creating memes (and tuna). We know that if we're having a bad day, all we have to do is snuggle up with one of our cats or scroll through some feline digital delights to make our day fluffier and goofier. You may have provided us with the idea, but we create these silly cat memes in your honor, right here on I Can Has Cheezburger. We do this all in the name of Lolcats, from now until furrrever. Praise ceiling cat and may your Caturdays always be funny, floofy, and full of snuggles!
Oh, please, who do you think we are, the dog? We actually think about what we do before we do it. Obviously, the best time to knock your lamp off the table is when you're sleeping. Why would we do it when you're watching us?
No downward dog, no upward dog, no puppy pose, and finally, no doggos whatsoever! This is a cat household and it will remain that way as long as you live under our roof. Our roof, our rules - the sooner you learn that, hooman, the more enjoyable your life will be.
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