23 Pawsitively Paranoid Possum Memes Opposing Opossum Oppression by Hissing at You

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

We just hissed like a paranoid possum, because life is life and we need it to be different. We tried a lot of things, but hissing at life is kind of new to us, so excuse us if we hissed wrong. We try our very possum best to hiss with intention. It's hissing hard.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We just screamed like a peculiar possum, because life doesn't seem to organize itself in the opossum way. Can we make another opossum scream so that life will hear us and change its ways? We're sorry if we didn't scream correctly, we're very new to possuming.

MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

We just memed like magnificent opossum memes, because life will stay life so all we can do is make memes out of it. You know how it goes - when life gives you lemons, hiss at them until they give you lemonade. That's a new technique for new possums.

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At the next inconvenience, we will turn into a band of possums and run to the nearest trash and turn it over until we find treasure, which will make us pirate possums. Yeah, everybody wants to be a pirate possum.
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If your dream is to be a possum pilot - go for it. Spread your hiss and fly high. Follow your filthy trash dream of becoming friends with a trash panda.
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