Hey, are you okay? You hit your head really hard. Yeah, you tripped on the laces of your Buffalo London Platforms and totally face-planted on the sidewalk! Should we call a doctor? iPhone? What is that? Anyway, maybe there's a payphone near this movie theater. Oh, you don't remember? We just watched Clueless! No, this isn't an indie theater - what is that anyway? You're totally buggin'. Here, have some Dunkaroos - you'll probably feel better after eating something.
The song playing in the background? It's 'There She Goes' by The La's. Tick tock? What do you mean you know it from tick tock? Is that a new music channel like MTV? What do you mean MTV only plays trash reality shows? Come on, we can go watch some music videos at your place. Plus, we have to get you home because you have a vacation with your family tomorrow. TSA pre-check - what is that? Security line at the airport? Man, you need to chillax. What year is it? It's 1995!
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