This is the post that our cat children have been waiting for. The moment when us hoomans finally take responsibility for our cluelessness and ultimate inferiority to cat kind. Because while we try to skirt around the subject, our cats would be totally fine without us, and we are hardly their keepers, if anything they are very ungrateful tenants who criticize and comment on every decision we make. So to set the record straight, we made this list of sassy cat balling us out for being soft silly hoomans who have no idea how the world works. And they are completely correct.
From the incredibly cross cat who hates going to the vet, not because it is an unpleasant experience, but for the fact that it is the only thing that hoomans have gotten right, to the hardworking catto who looks utterly mad at his coworkers for being so lazy and in efficient at their jobs, to the frustrated feline who was woke up mid-wonder nap and looks set for a night of clawminality.
Never admit that you have already gotten what you wanted. Other than it precluding you from getting that thing over and over, it also means you have come to the end of your story, your raison d'être. So take this as a lesson to never stop living your reason to live and keep the conquest going for as long as you can.
Now that is one happy customer right there. And one that has a point about the world and the way we live. Just because everyone uses toilet paper the same way does not mean that you have to. Perhaps this pawrent will discover that using shredded toilet paper is actually much more ecological than normal toilet paper.
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