The thing about the Cat Distribution System is that it doesn't ask questions. It doesn't ask you whether you want to adopt a cat or not, it just presents you with one. You don't get to choose your cat. Your cat adopts you. And that's the whole point. Once your cat chooses you, there are no take backsies. You just have to deal with whatever you get. Sometimes, you will be adopted by a cute little kitten, sometimes by a sweet snuggle-bug velcro kitty, other times by a soft and kind senior cat.
And sometimes, the Cat Distribution System will gift you - yes, gift - with a little chaos machine in the form of a hyperactive derpy as heck kitten. And yes, you will be thankful for it. You will be thankful for it each and every day, because every moment of chaos with your little kitty will be the biggest blessing.
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One thing that we would like to say is: thank you. Thank you for attaching all of these pictures, all of this proof. Because it's one thing to say that your cat derpy, we probably all say that after they do some silly things, but this cat… this cat is truly one of the biggest proven derps that we have seen.
Like- look at that. Even that other kitten in the cage knows that something is weird here. The look in its eyes. It understands that little white fluffy kitten is chaotic as heck. And we love it. We love it so much that we simply have to know more about this little guy as he grows older.
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