- 01
MySpace photo
2004. Trying to take a MySpace photo while no one was at home.
- 02
Two pairs of sunglasses.
Me in 2004, when all I ever watched was Fight Club and The Matrix while blasting The Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up". So cool I had to wear two sunglasses.
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- 03
That is a haircut
As a 10yr old male I was a 30yr old lesbian.
- 04
KNEX body armor
Thought it would be cool to make KNEX body armor
- 05
first family photo
10 years ago and our first family photo, it looked like we stole someones kid.
- 06
"Me at 16"
This was me at 16... I'm a dude
- 07
Angsty teens
2004 family road trip: obligatory angsty teens against picturesque backdrop
- 08
Eminem phase
13-14 year old me during my "Eminem phase". That's a hairbrush hanging from my lamp and all of my pictures from that time are made black and grey with Gimp. Good times.
- 09
Brandon Bloodbath.
Me in 2009, I called myself Brandon Bloodbath.
- 10
Real head
yes that is my real head, no this photo was not edited.
- 11
Wife's favorite photo
This is my wife's favorite photo of me.
- 12
Lesson learned
I learned my lesson about taking a razor to my eyebrows. Big oof.
- 13
Homemade vest
Why YES!! My vest WAS homemade! PM me for orders!!! ;)
- 14
Ice cold sisters
Hawaii wasn't ready for my ice cold sister and I in 2003.
- 15
Serious warrior
Mum told me to smile for the camera, I refused because I was a serious warrior
- 16
Easy to spot
My mom dressed me like this so I was easy to spot when she picked me up.
- 17
Rough childhood
My childhood was destined to be a rough one...
- 18
She had proof
In middle school, I told everyone I had a older boyfriend, who also happened to be an Abercrombie model. This was my proof....
- 19
Bangs
I was 10 when I realized people with no bangs had grown them out, not cut them off.
- 20
Incredible
My dad always thought this haircut looked incredible on me. My mom thought the shirt was incredible. Looking back at 2nd grade me is incredible. I'm a female.
- 21
60-year old librarian
School photo looking like 60-year old librarian with my cardigan, turtleneck and thick glasses Date and age unknown.
- 22
Internet famous
The pic that started it all (and yes it's really me)
- 23
Twin sisters
Me and my twin sister at sophomore formal, you can guess which one is me
- 24
Mature for her age
I was a 40 year old woman at 13
- 25
Sequined Queen
It was the Seventies. Disco was King and I was its Satiny, Sequined Queen!
- 26
Emotionally ready
I think I'm finally emotionally ready to share this pic with the world
- 27
Spikey!
Homecoming 2012. Yes that's my real hair. Yes I spent an hour on it every day.
- 28
Level the playing field
'Ginger hair? Freckles? Pale skin? This kids going to be too popular at school. Can you level the playing field a bit?' - Parents to hairdresser
- 29
Frosted tips
My Senior yearbook photo.. it was 2002, frosted tips and N*Sync were actually cool..
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No regrets
"You'll regret this senior picture" said my mom's boyfriend. Turns out, he was wrong.
