Listen to me, junior. You can just hang out with any meme who wants to be your friend. There are a lot of bad memes out there, and I don't want them influencing you. They might tell you it's cool to disobey me and your mom, but they're just acting out for attention. If you start behaving like they do and getting into mischief, your life is going to go down the gutter. I'm talking no car, no college, no social life, and no Paramount+ subscription. I know you're a good kid at heart, but you're as susceptible to peer pressure as anyone. This is tough love, kiddo, and you, of all people, need it badly. Promise me you'll block those bad memes from your cell phone. If I ever hear from anyone around town that they saw you hanging out with these 30 random memes, you will be sorry.
