A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

The heavy wooden door creaks open slowly. Faint orange light spills from behind it. As the door fully opens, you stand at the entrance of a vast, ancient hall. The space is dusty and draped with cobwebs, exuding a distinct musky scent that suggests the hall has remained sealed for a considerable time. Yet, curiously, all the torches and candles remain lit. Dominating the room is a grand marble table, encircled by eight chairs. Each appears as pristine as the day they were crafted, devoid of dust or cobwebs. Atop the table rests a solitary, large book.

Drawn to it, you approach the table and examine the inscription on the cover: "The Big Book of Internet Memes, Vol 6 - Dungeons and Dragons Memes." You're perplexed by terms like "Internet," "memes," and even "Dungeons and Dragons," yet your curiosity prevails. Taking a seat, you open the book and begin to delve into its pages.

And it begins: