There are many reasons why we wish we were a cat instead of a hooman bean:
1. Unlimited napping time
2. Having someone pay for and cater to your every whim
3. Being able to turn our bones into noodles whenever we wanted
4. Being able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime
5. Catnip
Sure, we have our hooman vices, but none of them can compare to that silly catnip craziness. They get lost in the sauce, rolling in it, eyes all wide and disassociated, as if they've been teleported to a different galaxy. It looks beyond pleasurable, and we have to live with the fact that we'll never experience such a purrfect state in our whole lives. Well, at least not until now.
We've got some hissterical and pawsitively wholesome cat posts to help you lose your hooman soul in that silly catnip craziness. Sure, it's not the same, but these funny felines doing clawssically hilarious cat things is about as close as we're ever going to get. So sit back, relax, and let the catnip take the wheel!
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Is this what you think of us? Is this how you see us? Well, you're not wrong, but you could have painted us a bit thinner. You know what they say: the canvas adds a few pounds.
Ummmmmmm, teacher? We have to use the litter box - can we go pwease? We've been holding it for the last 10 minutes and we really have to go. Pweeeeeeease!
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