Hi again. We see that you have come back. Once again. Despite all of our warnings. We see… you think you are brave. You think you are capable of withstanding the meowgic that is itty bitty kitties. Well, I suppose that we shall see. But, just because we care about you all, we will tell you once again that these tiny kittens are dangerous. Yes, they are. They may be smol and fluffy and adorable, but that is precisely what makes them as powerful as they are.
These kittens' powers of meownipulation are too great. They make us aww uncontrollably, they fill us with an intense urge to adopt, they can make us do anything that they want by simply existing and gracing us with their presence. They even make us create this listicle, celebrating their crimes, every single week. And we comply. Because we have no choice. So, you have been warned, friends, continue into this listicle at your own peril.
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"I'm a cat rescuer and Mini was part of a recent litter I cared for. Wound up keeping her as she is exhibiting all the signs of dwarfism. She's almost 12 weeks old and the kitten in the photos with her is about 5 weeks. She has a brother and sister who are normal sized. I think she's the cutest! I know she may be prone to health issues which is why I'm keeping her but we love her!"
"This criminal had the bright orange idea to abscond and hide in the exhaust pipe of a large truck. A Smol Cat Enforcement Officer on her first day of duty ever saw the truck start up and drive away and honked and waved until the other driver stopped and pulled over.
Subject was recovered and turned over to us. His front paws, right elbow and part of tummy are extra crispy, so he's staying in the medical wing for now.
Everyone, meet Cullen."
"I work with a cat rescue and was contacted this morning by a dog rescue, who showed up to the shelter this morning to find a milk crate with two kittens inside sitting outside the gate, as well as a dog tied to the gate. These little kittens are about 2 weeks old and somehow survived the night being cold, wet, and starving. I brought them home and they're now in an incubator, are eating from a bottle pretty well, and are very vocal and active. I'm calling them Noah and Allie."
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