Do y'all ever get tweets stuck in your head? I certainly do. I'll go weeks at a time with a certain dumb sentence or phrase rattling around my brain, filling up the silence between activities. Is this brain rot, or is this simply what happens when you're on Twitter? The one that's in my head right now I happen to have no physical evidence for. I've searched high and low and I can't find it, but it goes something like this: "I have a two-toast system: one sweet (with jam) and one savory (with hummus). This keeps the humors in balance and the serpent from the garden." It's been knocking around between my brain cells for over a fortnight now and I can't excavate it to save my life. If anyone can find it, please let me know.
Such is the life of a lowly Twitter scroller. But chances are, you might get these in your head too. Sorry not sorry