We all know the answer to the question "would you rather be a cat or a hooman bean?" The answer is cat, obviously. But, since we all know that isn't pawssible (yet), let's make it slightly more realistic (humor us): what is one thing your cat can do that you wish you could do? Basically if you could have one cat-themed superpower, what would it be? Well, there are so many good things about cats! Do we choose to be purrfectly floofy and awwdorable? Or do we want the ability to sleep for 14 hours a day and have no consequences?
The ability to become internet famous for doing nothing, avoiding taxes, having someone buy all your food for you, provide you with body massages daily, and multiple warm places to sleep? See what we mean? These cats don't know how good they have it. Let's see them trying to be a hooman for once! Scroll to see all the pawsitively silly suggestions our fellow feline fans wrote below. Have a great Caturday!
Not just being able to move our ears, what about their hearing in general? That might be actually a hindrance since we live in the city. We already think it's loud, imagine how much louder it must be as a cat! No wonder they're so annoyed all the time.
This. This, this, this. Our dad said that if you're good at something, don't do it for free. We're great at judging people, just others don't really seem to like it. Cats get treats when they do it though. We should have been born as a cat.
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