'I reached a complete breaking point over donuts': New hire forced to buy everyone donuts during his first week, maliciously complies and scares off annoying coworkers

Usually, newly hired employees are given a break during their first week. The first few days are typically about getting settled in, meeting your coworkers, and adjusting to the company culture. However, here, we have a new hire who was almost immediately tasked with buying donuts for everyone at the company. 

Apparently, there were two annoying coworkers at the office who chose different people each week to pick on and bother incessantly until they gave in and got everyone donuts. You would think they would avoid picking on the new guy at the company at least for a few weeks, but these coworkers had zero shame. Instead, they framed it as a hazing ritual. This understandably frustrated the new hire, who gave in and bought everyone donuts but who left a special surprise for the two annoying coworkers. 

Keep scrolling below for this tale of malicious compliance. For more content like this, take a look at this post about another difficult Karen coworker.