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    A Bunch of Nerdy Memes for Clever People, You Wouldn’t Get It

    Way before the rise of the hipsters there were nerds. Although not as smug and, frankly obnoxious as hipsters, nerds tend to say things that only they, and a small group of other people with the same interests would understand. The are the originators of the "Umm.. actually" phrase, that only exist to differentiate between those who know and those who do not, in fact, know. "Oh, you don't know what Avogadro's number is? No, you probably never heard of it, why would you? Than you will probably won't get this joke". 

    The thing is, to be a hipster you just have to find some obscure bands and books that no one has heard of, but to be a true nerd you actually have to obsess over a subject, learn it, understand it, memorize a ton of information about it, and in general - live it. does it come at the expense of a functioning social life? Yes, but at least you can scroll through these memes and expel some air out of your nose as you nod and feel good about understanding them. 

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      Today i learned that an Okapi is just a defragged zebra!

      I defragged my zebra
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      Editor up screw

      Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor 1/20/16, 8:35 PM 10X 233923 MAR 10, 2016 HIGH-RES
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      If: True Then: Funny

      Age is just an integer. Programmers will understand this one mommarun ⚫ 2h Age is just an integer. Reply 123 • takentheyrealltaken ⚫ 1h Speak for yourself, my age is a boolean. Dorkykong2 • 1h Age: Yes Probably---Pooping ⚫ 55m If age: true dnqboy • 20m Reply 69 Reply 48 Reply 會 21 my sex is a boolean but it's always set to false officialquiznos ⚫ 1m Reply 10 And it's constant :/ Reply +2
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      "hope this goes chiral" got me

      Saloni @salonium_34 This is the best chemistry meme I've seen so far and I can't stop laughing Samuel-L-Jackson Samuel-D-Jackson hope this goes chiral
      via DrDings, @salonium_34
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      There is no universe where this isn't funny (Except for the ones where the is such a universe)

      smokywarfare: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations Except in the universe where it does i'm having an aneurysm
      via DrDings, smokywarfare
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      You don't know how alien junk looks like

      What aliens do on Earth What humans do on Mars H ALIENS HUMANS HISTORY.COM
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    • 07

      Einstein had flees

      kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.
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      Spicy humor

      officialkinghenryviii: princessqueer: theblackpoolmenace-senpai: dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×1023 guacas I'm disgusted by my ability to get this joke. one might even call it avocado's number NO.
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    • 09

      This is amperically funny

      JOIN THE RESISTANCE OHMMMMM...
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      Isn't this the guacamole dude?

      6.0221415 * 1023 6.0221415 * 10 23 6.0221415 * 1023 6.0221415 * 1023 TAKE MY NUMBER 6.0221415 × 1023 6.0221415 * 1023 HEY LADIES
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      This car is funny, It had way too many seats, what a fun concept (am i doing it right?)

      E 5 seats in the front. 7 seats in the middle. 5 seats in the back. HAIKUBARU It's poetry in motion.
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      Dis iz konfuzing

      questlon Rules to learning English 1. their our know rules hemingay this makes me feel so uncomfortable
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      Evil weather

      hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan agravus.tumblr.com
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      Emmeth and Emmeth

      His hands doth perspire, knees weak arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; mother's spaghetti adam.the.creator
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      Sir, this is a Wendy's

      direcartographies: fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however 'moose' is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way. Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
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      Shakespear's for idiots!

      official-whitegirl spingboobsqueepants raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. "It's all jokes and sword fights," he'd say, "do they seriously tell my jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren't allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they're telling jokes? Oh my god that's hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne." Sou
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      Ok, the cage one is clever

      Hands according to pianists Chopin Beethoven Rachmaninoff TENTANG BUL Liszt BOULEZ ווייויין Cage | || | || | || | || Bach Debussy
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      Probably shouldn't

      Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.
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      This is a major complaint

      AC P Moderato Play without Bitching about the key mp disobedient-nightmare: thecatcherintheryebread: This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! There are minors present
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      Next time I'll cha cha into your room

      thosechoirproblems indecisivehannahk aleetlepinch: > I'm so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I'm obviously listening to music in 4/4. Omg yes. #choir #choir problems #choir jokes 52,043 notes L Il
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      What he said

      Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey.
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      Bach is the cutest

      Bach STREET BOYS 告
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      Ouch!

      ophelia: babe come over hamlet: I can't I'm hiding a body ophelia: my dad isn't home hamlet: I know
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      Some of them have a beg leg

      soloontherocks: pandorantimelord: One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation "bi" is short for "bisexual", when really it stands for "Black Island", the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run did you mean birates it's like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways. 97,409 notes tl
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      do-do-do-do-do

      9:07 PM take-me-to-another-dimension iPod laft-er CA musica-mundana: sit-back-relax-relapse: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS That's a shark 34,005 notes: A a
      via DrDings
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      I thought it would be blue milk

      WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A COW WITH AN OCTOPUS? A VISIT FROM THE ETHICS COMMITTEE AND IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL OF YOUR FUNDING
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    • 27

      Time to upgrade backwards

      Introducing Microsoft For distribution with a new DELL PC only Windows 95 For distribution with a new PC only For product support, contact the manufacturer of your PC ✰✰✰✰✰ Upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8, March 20, 2014 By Brenden This review is from: Microsoft Windows 95 (CD-ROM) I upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8. Before in Windows 8 I had to go to the ginormous start screen to launch a program on the desktop, but now in Windows 95, there is a start menu that makes launching progra
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      It's the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems

      Not to get technical... but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution
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      But actually it's a SOLVENT

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      Survival of the Flutist

      iamthedukeofurl: knightsgambit fyeahflutes: swagarolli: flutes players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute PLAYERS NEED TO BREAHTE 50 58 Slow aff slightly soften slightly no the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist
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      BACH

      BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH made on imgur
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