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The question is whether little miss makes her whole pawsonality about dachshund, or does being a pawrent to a dachshund make you that obsessed with your canine child that you can simply think, and talk, of nothing else. It is a serious question that psychologists have spent years researching, the answer is still inconclusive, but that is because of the pawrent paradigm, which causes all pet pawrents to go on about their pets.
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You might have never thought that you needed a furry blender blade spinning non-stop around your bed while you sleep. But sources from the dachshund doting community tell us that this form of four-legged frivolity is actually a great way to get a whole body massage while sleeping.
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