The debate over what goes in first, cereal or milk, is a classic internet discussion that seems to only have one real answer. Like toilet paper over or under, most of us realize what is socially acceptable. We put our toilet paper in the over position and we put our cereal in first. These are just the natural laws of the universe. Like gravity, or the universal urge to click tongs before you use them. But there are always a few cretins who have to buck the system. They're putting the milk in first, disregarding the physics, weight distribution, and density of cereal products. These people need to be watched closely.
Cereal is the bedrock of the American childhood breakfast. Does it usually hold almost no nutritional value? Yes. But that didn't stop me from eating it every morning for the first 15 years of my life. Because it gave me the ability to relate to these memes.
