When you're going through a breakup, your brain isn't quite right. Your mind will play tricks on you and exploit your weakness. You will send texts you will regret. You will make poor haircut decisions. You will say and think things you don't mean. You will cry to songs you never knew you could. And you will probably eat your weight in something delicious and nutritionally empty. This is the well-documented mania of going through heartbreak. We're all allowed to go through it, and none of us are immune.
But the best breakup stories come from places of bitterness. We love hearing about how that toxic ex got just the revenge they deserved, or how that scorned woman finally set that skeezy man straight. But this story takes "just desserts" to a whole other level. Read on to see how a beloved jar of dessert spread became an instrument for total breakup destruction.