When we hoomans are kids, all we want to be is grown-ups. We all thought that it would be awesome because we could eat all the candies we want and have no bedtime. But here we are, all adults now, and if we eat all the candies we want we'd have to do extra gym time, and if we don't adhere to strict bedtimes we'll all want to sleep during work. We all found out that being a grown-up isn't that great. But it's not that we want to be kids again. No, it's too messy and you're not tall enough to reach the higher shelves. Now that we're grown-ups we want to be cats.
Think about it, cats nap most of the day, and they require just a bit of playtime to call it "enough gym time for today". They receive all the attention they want and can always meow for more. They receive treats for being cute. We wish we were cats.
The cat bonk is a blessing, a cherished event of instant mood boosting. The cat bonk is full of love and affection every human craves. We wish you all a cat bonking day.
Nope. Brace yourself for a kitty filled yogurt eating life. There's no way around it. Unless… you do the gib. Gib himbs yogurt. Look at his gaze, you have to do the gib.
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