Welp we are here once more, at the ceremoinously grand opening of the work week, hurray. A mute hurray if that was not apparent because who has got time for work, for giving up your life, for bleh. So we suggest flipping the script and just going into this week with an unhinged mentality that has no limits and is ready to repulse, reject and resist authority. As such we made this list of random raccoon memes to fill you with said feisty fur-filled fury to tackle the work week with unhinged energy.
From the several raccoons in this list who simply do not respect the hooman-animal divide anymore and are making cross speices leaps towards influential leaders of the hooman world, to clawminal racoon who has taken to ATM scams, to the courageous raccoon who is reaching for the stars after sneaking into the latest Space X rocket.
This is peak raccoon scheming. You know that this crafty raccoon and all of her family have been planning this plot for years. Taking their time to find a worthy wealthy hooman who would agree to marrying a raccoon. Then executign the pawfect mission to make it all look like a mistake. They have finally taken us over in terms of intelligence…
Honestly, no idea what is going on here, or what is more mortifying, but this does serve as a great example for how using random sentences can throw people off to the point that they will simply at awkward and back away. This is that level, make it your own though, the joker batman vibe will not work if you try it.
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