If Midwesterners know one thing, it's how to party. We can take a couple of rusty outdoor chairs and an August evening and turn it into a night you'll never forget. We can turn any body of water into an excuse for cutting loose with just a car tire and a sense of adventure. Give us a couple of bratwursts and an open flame, and we will serve you a meal so good that you'll fall to your knees and pray to the gods of packaged meat. It doesn't take much for us to get the good times rolling.
You've probably heard of southern hospitality, but us good folks up north know it too. All are welcome, as long as you're willing to try one of our "salads" that mainly consist of mayonnaise. Then you're part of the crew forever. And we can all share these memes together like one big happy family.