Bumping into your neighbor has to be one of the worst experiences ever for an introvert. Especially if you have the misfortune of encountering the neighborhood Chatty Kathy, who's known to steal every shred of the dwindling social battery you had saved up for the routine office 'hello's and how are you's'. It's as if she can smell the stale coffee in your hand, see your pupils dilate in panic, and she can sense your fight or flight response kicking in as you both walk down to your apartment building's parking lot. How could a 10-second walk feel like a 7-mile doom stroll?
Small talk will do that to an introvert.
As karma will have it, you're required by the laws of Fate to bump into your neighborhood Chatty Kathy at least once a month. Honing a newfound sense of dismay each time it occurs, you'd think that by the time you heard her introduce herself for the 10th time, her real name would actually stick in your memory. Alas… Perhaps, fellow introverts, it's time to rehearse your best excuses to get out of a conversation quickly–eventually, if you're lucky, she'll catch the memo and give you a curt, polite smile as you pass instead of a 15-minute dissertation about her kid's kindergarten rubric.
So if you're looking for a distraction on your phone that'll prevent you from making eye contact with your own Chatty Kathy, scroll onward to enjoy a relatably hilarious collection of memes that only an introvert would understand.
