it's okay dude the hike is only 27 miles
It's the middle of the summer, which means that all of your favorite hiking trails are going to be riddled with first-timers not knowing that the Adidas Sambas simply won't cut it. No food for 10 miles? It might not be a problem for seasoned mountaineers like yourself, but the first-timers could be passing out left and right every couple of feet if the elevation and altitude start messing with their sea-level systems. You're not there to babysit, but it's always nice lending a helping hand to others (and odds are they might scurry off the trail a lot quicker so you'll have it all to yourself).
Embrace the beauty in nature online if you haven't been lucky enough to find it on-site. When you're out of luck trying to find the best times to hike in the summer, you can always live vicariously through these memes until you get your hiking buddies on board for an outdoor excursion on one of these beautiful summer days. Fresh air and wildflower clearings are only one click away!