Aww, you've got a crush. <3 You probably stay up at night, thinking about them, wondering where they are. Since they are probably a feral nocturnal nightcrawlers like you. But even if you are a shy shaggy sharp-toothed little creature, and your crush is too - don't worry, we got you. We have prepared the most teeny trashy cute collection of raccoon memes for you to send straight away to your crush. We estimate a 10/10 success rates.
Just imagine, your crush and you strolling the streets to stir up some trouble at night, looking for trash cans to turn over, hand in hand. Isn't it romantic? You can both be living in your raccoon cocoon cuddled together. Is this what you're dreaming about? Good, because all you need to do is send them some spicy raccoon memes from below, and you'll fall in love in no time.
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