Romance far hotter than the fires of Mount Doom
You know what's hotter than the fires of Mount Doom? My love for you. If you have a romantic partner who would chuckle, snorf, or otherwise appreciates that kind of sentiment, you've found a real keeper. Loyal like Samwise Gamgee sticking with his best bud on a doomed mission and quick to your aid like Shadowfax dashing across the Pelennor fields, a good relationship always starts with a LOTR reference. Bonded by your mutual love of wizards, elves, and Hobbiton, your heart can soar and transcend above any other love.
Although it may not be the first thing we look for when we're dating a person, a love for the Lord of the Rings is a major green flag. Imagine falling head over heels for a guy who doesn't reciprocate your interest in watching 12 hours (back to back) of the extended editions of LOTR and the Hobbit movies? Exactly… It's unthinkable.
Relish and cherish someone who can fantasize about Middle Earthian lore with you because you never know when you'll need to destroy an ancient, magical relic together. You need to know you can count on the love of your life to back you up when the Unblinking Eye of Sauron starts gazing in your direction.
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