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Cats are far from innocent, they're just too hard to catch.
The reason we never see our felines committing feline-ies (felonies, but for cats), is because they're too gosh darn clever to get caught in the act. However, there are a few moments in every cat person's existence where they find their kitty with a paw in the metaphorical cookie jar, being a rebellious feline in 4k.
Usually, we rush to the scene of the kitty crimes because we hear the loud crashing sound of a broken pot, the hissterical clang of knocked-over knick-knacks, or the meowsome entanglement of multicat battles underneath the bedstand–but by the time we've clamored into position to break up the chaos, our kitties are innocently sitting with glowing orb-like eyes, a twitching tail, and a secretive smile hiding behind their snoot. They know they've been bad, but simply don't care.
That's why we love cats though. They could attack our feet at the end of the bed while we're in deep sleep and we'd still worship at the altar of their tiny toe beans. With one swish of its floofy tail and the briefest moment of unadulterated purring, the cat apawlagetically touches our hearts and melts our furies away.
For even a rebellious cat can do no wrong.